Perhaps some sort of creepy cat lady...but I dont have a cat...I do have a dog that looks like a cat...but smaller and more annoying...he even meows...or at least that is what it sounds like when he yawns.
Maybe since I am alone this year I will go as a table for one. (we have a neighborhood party every year) Use cardboard to make a round table that will fit over my head and rest on my shoulders. Cover with a red checked tablecloth. Make my head into a centerpiece with silk flowers. Put play dishes and play food on the table, and add extras (candle, salt and pepper shakers, menu, etc.). Wrap a second table cloth around my body. (got this idea online last year but didnt use it because hubby wanted to go as Marshall Dillon and Mrs. Kitty.) If that doesnt work I can always fall back on the dice idea...i will have to get my neighbor who's husband is deployed as well to go along with it.