The Most Powerful Word

Well, sh**...
Sh** may just well be the most
powerful word in the
English language.

You can be sh** faced,
sh** out of luck,
or have sh** for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your sh** together,
find a place for your sh**
or decide to sh** or get off the pot!!

You can smoke sh**,
buy sh**,
sell sh**,
lose sh**,
find sh**,
forget sh**,
and tell others to eat sh** and die.

Some people know their sh** while others
can't tell the difference between
sh** and shineola.

There are lucky sh**s,
dumb sh**s,
crazy sh**s,
and sweet sh**s.

There is bull sh**,
horse sh** and
chicken sh**.

You can throw sh**,
sling sh**,
catch sh**,
or duck when sh** hits the fan.

You can give or not give a sh**,
even serve sh** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh**
or be happier than a pig in sh**.
Some days are colder than sh**,
some days are hotter than sh**,
and some days are just plain sh**ty.

Some music sounds like sh**,
things can look like sh**,
and there are times when you
feel like sh**.

You can have too much sh**,
not enough sh**,
the right sh**,
the wrong sh** or
a lot of weird sh**.

You can carry sh**,
have a mountain of sh**,
or find yourself
up sh** creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch
turns to sh**
and other times you swim
in a lake of sh**
and comes out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your sh**,
you don't need to know anything else!