..the following is a poem comprised entirely of actual quotes from George W. The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic reasons only by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. (Published Jan 2001)
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree,
the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of
the internet
Become more few?
How many hands
Have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg
of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation
Finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on you family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Major league.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree,
the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of
the internet
Become more few?
How many hands
Have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg
of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation
Finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on you family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Major league.



